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Happy Facebook IPO Day, Y’all!
At 10am est, the general public will be allowed to buy Facebook shares, making a bunch of people very, very rich, at least temporarily before the latest tech bubble bursts. The days of Old Economy Stephen this is not. I suppose I should probably go on record here with a prediction: Facebook will fail in an epic way and we’ll all look back and laugh at this one day when Mark Zuckerberg is the new Myspace
‘Call Me Brady’ Is The Perfect Troll Brady Summer Jam
Now that Tom Brady has a fun new ‘do just in time for summer, all we have to do to now is find the perfect breezy pop song to blast with the top down on the way to the local tiki bar. O HAI, what have we here? A cover of Carly Rae Jepsen’s soon-to-be-if-not-already ubiquitous pop earwig “Call Me Maybe” with lyrics refashioned for Dreamboat and sung into a webcam with dramatic flair by a
‘Community’ Season Finale Live Discussion With Jim Rash: Dean Pelton In the House
Well, this is it, fellow Human Beings. The third season of “Community” is coming to a close with a triple-dose of Greendale’s favorite study group (airing at 8, 9, and 9:30 EST), and I think it would be helpful to work through our feelings about it all by engaging in a rousing live discussion. So if any of you have things to say about this season, the finale, or ideas for next season (or if you
KSK’s Search For The Most Average Players Ever
A horrible recent tradition in the NFL off-season is the NFL’s yearly drawn-out release of its Top 100 Players list. I can’t necessarily blame the league for doing it, or even milking the list for all it’s worth. Though I will say the fact that NFL Network has a reaction to show for its list reveals is probably overdoing it at least a little. Nevertheless, the list is an effective way to keep
Dish Network’s New Commercial Erasing DVR Is Making Advertisers Crap Their Pants
It probably shouldn’t come as any surprise to you that advertisers hate your DVR/TiVO because they are convinced it leads to people fast forwarding through commercials, which it does a lot of the time, but then again people have been getting up during commercials to go the bathroom or to make a sandwich in the kitchen for as long as television has existed. Still, advertising people are positively freaking
Who Hasn’t Done A Little Stalking Before? The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag
More and more, the mailbag seems to tackle how to navigate Facebook interactions with the opposite sex. It’s kind of a bummer. I’m certainly no Luddite, but it makes me miss that cold, sweaty nervousness of dialing a girl’s number and not knowing whether she’d pick up (terror! your voice cracks!) or you’d get the answering machine (overwhelming relief, aftertaste of
Curren$y Feat. 2 Chainz – “Capitol”
In an effort to create the most laid-back song ever, Curren$ y and the ubiquitous 2 Chainz join forces on the latest leak from The Stoned Immaculate, “Capitol.” This is lyrical beanbag chairs. Aural fluffy pillows. The Hip-Hop version of a hot stone massage. If you are feeling anxious or upset, run this track a couple of times and watch your troubles float away like so much sauna steam. Seriously though,
Step Right Up And Buy The Shambles Of LT’s Life
Just as the current stable of Giants players collects their latest ring, an oft-troubled legend from yesteryear is trying to unload one of his. On the off chance you’ve got an extra 40 grand burning a hole in fancy-dancy rich man’s pantaloons, you can get in on the action to buy Lawrence Taylor’s championship ring from Super Bowl XXV. You see, LT’s life has hit a rough part ever since he
Flula Borg Returns & Baby Prince Riding a Scooter – Your Morning Links
[via ScreenJunkies] MORNING LINKS What are You Doing Tonight? Stop by the ‘Community’ Season Finale Live Discussion: Let’s Wrinkle Our Brains and Talk Butt Stuff |Warming Glow| Review: The Dictator |Film Drunk| The Nicolas Cage In Everything Project: Photoshopping Nic Cage Into All The Movies And Television |UPROXX| Pic via Six Reasons You Should Watch “Tron: Uprising” |Gamma Squad| The Five Best
Bad Lip Reading Has ‘Hot Problems’ Too
When the cheeky jokesmiths at Bad Lip Reading aren’t lipdubbing political ads with inappropriately silly statements, they’re writing songs with new lyrics to match the music videos of Gotye, Michael Bublé, Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga, and Jay-Z. Now they’re back to let us know it’s “Time To Rock” with their lib dub of “Hot Problems” by Double Take. One month ago, Burnsy
